Overheard at a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman speaking in another language on her cellphone. Ahead of her was a white man. After the woman has ended her phone conversation and hangs up, he says, “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.”
“Excuse me?”, the woman says.
The man says, very slowly, “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America we speak English.”
The woman replies, “Sir, I was speaking Navaho. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”
Postscript: My friend Bob sent me this gem and I want to pass it on…